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Call it a battle badge for your laptop, water bottle, prep fridge — or that one sketchy staff bathroom door.  It’s a slap of unapologetic BOH attitude in peel-and-stick form. Greaseproof? Maybe. Dishwasher safe? Who knows. Chaos approved? 100%.

Stick ‘em where you clock in, clock out, or hide from the lunch rush. Consider it a portable middle finger to the corporate uniform and a tiny shout that says: We’re here, we’re feral, and we smell like fryer oil and last night’s regrets.

Peel. Slap. Repeat.