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Back Alley Wild Ones
Back Alley Wild Ones
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Some kitchens have health codes. Others have wildlife.
This tee is the official flag for every back alley break, back door brawl, and late-night line cook meltdown north of the 49th. On the back? Canada’s unofficial kitchen cartel: the bear, the moose, the goose, and the beaver — each armed, caffeinated, and unapologetically feral.
Throw it on when the tickets won’t stop, the tips are thin, and you need a reminder you’re part of something wilder than the specials board. It’s a structured classic: tough 100% cotton that holds shape, keeps clean edges, and layers sharp under your hoodie when you sneak out for a smoke with these four bastards watching your six.
Details:
• 100% cotton (real cotton — not that clingy influencer blend)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% poly
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% poly
• Heather colors: 50/50 cotton/poly
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) — thick enough to handle fryer smoke, soft enough for couch recovery
• Open-end yarn, tubular knit, taped neck & shoulders
• Double seams on sleeves & hem for all the chaos you’ll bring
• Sourced from honest places: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This is the Back Alley Wild Ones. Limited. Loud. And not for the faint of grease trap.
This tee is the official flag for every back alley break, back door brawl, and late-night line cook meltdown north of the 49th. On the back? Canada’s unofficial kitchen cartel: the bear, the moose, the goose, and the beaver — each armed, caffeinated, and unapologetically feral.
Throw it on when the tickets won’t stop, the tips are thin, and you need a reminder you’re part of something wilder than the specials board. It’s a structured classic: tough 100% cotton that holds shape, keeps clean edges, and layers sharp under your hoodie when you sneak out for a smoke with these four bastards watching your six.
Details:
• 100% cotton (real cotton — not that clingy influencer blend)
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% poly
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% poly
• Heather colors: 50/50 cotton/poly
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) — thick enough to handle fryer smoke, soft enough for couch recovery
• Open-end yarn, tubular knit, taped neck & shoulders
• Double seams on sleeves & hem for all the chaos you’ll bring
• Sourced from honest places: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This is the Back Alley Wild Ones. Limited. Loud. And not for the faint of grease trap.
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