Cut me, this place is dead - Hoodie

“CUT ME, THIS PLACE IS DEAD” — the sacred war cry of every front-of-house warrior marooned in a graveyard shift purgatory.

Meet our skeletal hostess with the mostest: a wine-slinging, tip-hustling revenant who’s seen more dry tables and bad tippers than you’ll ever bitch about on your smoke break. She’s been stiffed, stiffed again, and now she’s just plain stiff, yet here she stands, apron on, grin locked, and sarcasm pouring smoother than the house red.

This isn’t a cute uniform tee. It’s a badge of the undead, for servers who’d rather bleed out than fake another “How’s everything tasting tonight?”

For the graveyard girls, the dead-eyed hustlers, the living proof that sarcasm keeps you warm when the shift won’t.
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Whether you're layering up for the walk-in or winding down with something brown in a glass, it’s got the weight and structure to remind you: you survived the night.
100% cotton, unless it’s grey — then it’s a bit of a mutt (but still loyal)
Built thick enough to handle fryer smoke and shame

Specs (because yeah, you probably want to know):
• 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Thick 350 g/m² fabric — built for the grind
• Regular fit with kangaroo pocket
• Double-layered hood + reinforced stitching
• Certified sustainable (so at least one good choice was made today)


Every piece is made just for you the moment you order. That means it takes a little longer to show up at your door, but we’re not cranking out piles of landfill fashion no one asked for.

We make it on demand, not on autopilot.
No waste. No warehouse full of crap.
Just a slower, smarter way to get gear that actually matters.

Thanks for giving a damn. Most people don’t.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!