Smile Optional

Smile? Optional. Attitude? Non-negotiable.
She’s the backbone of your double shift — arms crossed, jaw set, tips earned the hard way.
She’s heard your dad jokes, your ‘extra ranch’ nonsense, your half-baked flirting. She’s still standing.
Behind that grinless grin is the promise: mess around, find out.
Tip big, talk less — and maybe, just maybe, she’ll let you stay in her section.
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Throw it on for the morning rush. Peel it off after last call and a whiskey or three. Heavy enough to say: you outlasted the chaos.
Pure cotton, thick enough to soak up spilled drinks and hush last night’s bad decisions.
Seams that don’t give. A fit that moves but never slouches.
Cut by rough hands. Worn by the servers and bartenders who never clock out ,ever.

For the walk-in chill or a whiskey wind-down — heavy enough to say you made it.
100% cotton (grey’s a mutt, but faithful).
Thick to beat fryer smoke and regret.
Tough seams. Honest fit.
Made by workers. Worn by lifers.