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Smiling Hurts, Tip Anyway
Smiling Hurts, Tip Anyway
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Meet Lucy Clatter, your unbothered patron saint of forced grins and stiff tips. She’s been fake-smiling since ‘02, now she swings a bat behind the dumpster just to keep sane.
Wear her threat like armor. Smile ‘til it cracks your jaw. Get stiffed. Tip or die , your choice.
For FOH lifers who’ve had enough.
Throw it on for the morning rush. Peel it off after last call and a whiskey or three. Heavy enough to say: you outlasted the chaos.
Pure cotton, thick enough to soak up spilled drinks and hush last night’s bad decisions.
Seams that don’t give. A fit that moves but never slouches.
Cut by rough hands. Worn by the servers and bartenders who never clock out — ever.
For the walk-in chill or a whiskey wind-down — heavy enough to say you made it.
100% cotton (grey’s a mutt, but faithful).
Thick to beat fryer smoke and regret.
Tough seams. Honest fit.
Made by workers. Worn by lifers.
Wear her threat like armor. Smile ‘til it cracks your jaw. Get stiffed. Tip or die , your choice.
For FOH lifers who’ve had enough.
Throw it on for the morning rush. Peel it off after last call and a whiskey or three. Heavy enough to say: you outlasted the chaos.
Pure cotton, thick enough to soak up spilled drinks and hush last night’s bad decisions.
Seams that don’t give. A fit that moves but never slouches.
Cut by rough hands. Worn by the servers and bartenders who never clock out — ever.
For the walk-in chill or a whiskey wind-down — heavy enough to say you made it.
100% cotton (grey’s a mutt, but faithful).
Thick to beat fryer smoke and regret.
Tough seams. Honest fit.
Made by workers. Worn by lifers.
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