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The Culinary Canucks
The Culinary Canucks
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Meet the Culinary Canucks — Canada’s unofficial kitchen militia.
When the rest of the country is asleep, these furry, feathered, and cleaver-swinging misfits hold down the backlines: cracking cold ones behind the walk-in, plating chaos on the pass, and making damn sure your poutine stays sacrilegiously loaded.
This tee flies their flag. A bear, a moose, a goose, and a beaver — banded together under one jagged maple crown, armed with spatulas, cleavers, and the kind of sarcasm you can’t train. It’s the national emblem for those who’ve cooked through blackouts, blizzards, and brunch rushes that break lesser mortals.
Made from 100% real cotton, this unisex classic sits structured, keeps clean edges, and layers perfectly under your flannel or a street hoodie when you sneak out for a smoke or shut down last call. It’s thick enough to handle fryer smoke, soft enough to crash in after.
Specs & Details:
• 100% cotton — tough, honest, no influencer fluff
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% poly
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% poly
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% poly
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and hem — built for real shifts, not selfies
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• White may appear off-white — blame the raw cotton.
• ‘Natural’ color shows some speckles — that’s organic fibre, not a flaw.
Wear it like armor. Rep the Culinary Canucks. And feed the North — one reckless shift at a time. 🇨🇦🔥
When the rest of the country is asleep, these furry, feathered, and cleaver-swinging misfits hold down the backlines: cracking cold ones behind the walk-in, plating chaos on the pass, and making damn sure your poutine stays sacrilegiously loaded.
This tee flies their flag. A bear, a moose, a goose, and a beaver — banded together under one jagged maple crown, armed with spatulas, cleavers, and the kind of sarcasm you can’t train. It’s the national emblem for those who’ve cooked through blackouts, blizzards, and brunch rushes that break lesser mortals.
Made from 100% real cotton, this unisex classic sits structured, keeps clean edges, and layers perfectly under your flannel or a street hoodie when you sneak out for a smoke or shut down last call. It’s thick enough to handle fryer smoke, soft enough to crash in after.
Specs & Details:
• 100% cotton — tough, honest, no influencer fluff
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% poly
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% poly
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% poly
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and hem — built for real shifts, not selfies
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• White may appear off-white — blame the raw cotton.
• ‘Natural’ color shows some speckles — that’s organic fibre, not a flaw.
Wear it like armor. Rep the Culinary Canucks. And feed the North — one reckless shift at a time. 🇨🇦🔥
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