Unisex classic tee

Here stomps the Pineapple Savage — bar-brawler, palate-wrecker, and sworn enemy of bland. He didn’t volunteer for your fruit salad; he escaped it, fists clenched, taste buds pissed, and boots heavy enough to crack kitchen tiles by sunrise.

A crown of spikes and a mouth full of insults for anyone watering down his bite. Behind him, broken bottles and bruised egos litter the juice bar floor. He’s the sour handshake nobody wants but everybody respects.

Slap him on your gear if you’ve ever gone toe-to-toe with a walk-in at 2AM or punched out after twelve hours smelling like rot and rebellion.

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Whether you're layering up for the walk-in or winding down with something brown in a glass, it’s got the weight and structure to remind you: you survived the night.
100% cotton, unless it’s grey — then it’s a bit of a mutt (but still loyal)
Built thick enough to handle fryer smoke and shame

Stitched tough — no flimsy fashion seams here

Fits like it’s meant to — not clinging, not sloppy, just right

Sourced from places where people still work for a living.
Worn by people who never stop.


Every piece is made just for you the moment you order. That means it takes a little longer to show up at your door — but we’re not cranking out piles of landfill fashion no one asked for.

We make it on demand, not on autopilot.
No waste. No warehouse full of crap.
Just a slower, smarter way to get gear that actually matters.

Thanks for giving a damn. Most people don’t.